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Vicky Christina Barcelona er en af de bedre Woody Allen film selvom der ikke
er klart problem - udover at alle er forvirrede om kærlighedsromantik og
pigerne er smukke og sexede - og alle er så forfjamsket-selvhadende som
Woody Allen selv


Woody Allen : Hollywood - skuespiller og instruktør, 1935-
Mit svar er ja, hvad var spørgsmålet? Woody Allen i talkshow på TV.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.Woody Allen
"The doctor receive a call "My friende think he is a chicken". I will send
an ambulance at once, to have him taken to the psychiatric ward, answers the
doctor. "But I need the egg!" stopped the caller him, and Woody Allen adds
"WE ALL NEED THE EGG" (end of film "Me and Annie")
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone else, that you like.Woody
Allen
On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night.Woody Allen
Showbusiness is worse than dog eat dog, it is dog does not return other
dog's phone calls. WOODY ALLEN
Food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That is
essentially how I feel about life. WOODY ALLEN
Jeg har ikke noget imod at dø, men jeg vil bare ikke være tilstede når det
sker. Woody Allen
Når jeg lytter for meget til Wagners musik, kan jeg ikke beherske mig. Jeg
får lyst til at invadere Polen. Woody Allen
Jeg ville aldrig være medlem af en klub, der er så ukritisk, at den vil
acceptere mig som medlem. Groucho Marx/Woody Allen