"Hekto" <urxgb@urxgb.qxROT-13> skrev i en meddelelse
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> Das hund used his keyboard to write :
>> Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
>>
>> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
>> water in the bowl.
>>
>> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
>> bathroom.
>>
>> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
>> You may need to stand on the lid.
>>
>> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
>> that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
>>
>> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
>> and rinse".
>>
>> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
>> no people between the bathroom and the front door.
>>
>> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
>>
>> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
>> and run outside where he will dry himself off.
>>
>> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
>
> Det må være skrevet af een der aldrig har prøvet at tage en kat med ud i
> badeværelset for at bade den!!!! =
>
> Kattehjerner rummer ikke ord som 'frivilligt bad'!
>
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Så er der noget der Speedy ikke har lært for den vil sku med ibad
OZ3BTO