Ha, ha, ha, fint nok!
marie
"Holm" <dortheholm@mail.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
news:403e7cc5$0$95089$edfadb0f@dread11.news.tele.dk...
> These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to
> put in a light bulb?"
>
> Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole
> lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
> light bulb?
>
> Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
>
> Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
>
> Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By
> the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
>
> Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
>
> Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
> Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
> Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
>
> Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
>
> Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
> Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
> Hound Dog:
Z
>
> Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
> Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
>
> Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
>
> Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
> Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
>
> Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a
> light bulb?
>
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> Hilsen Holm
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