How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER:
Make me.
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
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