Henne i afdelingen for vittigheder så jeg lige denne her. Den er ikke
helt kedelig.
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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed
her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman
greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to
shit
yourself when I tell you the price."
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Det er Andersen 2650 der har rettighederne til den, må håbe at han er
overbærende.
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Venlig hilsen
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