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Arbeit Macht Fried Egg!

Reports of an outbreak of a deadly strain of influenza at a Bernard
Mathews turkey factory were proved false today after animal rights
activists said the 10,000 birds were actually gassed to death with
Zyklon B.

Simple scenes of already dead turkey's bodies dumped into the back of
a lorry were underscored with the words "H5N1 Bird Flu Outbreak" on
govenment propaganda outlet BBC News 24.

Turkeycaust!