"Lothario" <iamnot@hippie.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
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> Hvilke skal jeg finde fremt til for at kunne kompilere den ultimative
> romantik-cd?
Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
Weird Al - You don't love me anymore
Lyrics:
Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace:
Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
You see that shampoo bottle?
Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.
Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and
Take my picture to show all the people you work with.
Now pull up my scrotum and
Take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and
Watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
I feel so humiliated.
I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but
I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.
Weird Al - You don't love me anymore:We've been together for so very longBut
now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?Seems you don't want me
aroundThe passion is gone and the flame's died downI guess I lost a little
bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou
used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that I'm the
AntichristOh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?That kind of thing
is hard to ignoreGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymoreI knew that we
were having problems whenYou put those piranhas in my bathtub againYou're
still the light of my lifeOh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that
knife?You know, I even think it's kinda cute the wayYou poison my coffee
just a little each dayI still remember the way that you laughedWhen you
pushed me down that elevator shaftOh, if you don't mind me asking, what's
this poisonous cobraDoing in my underwear drawer?Sometime I get to thinking
you don't love me any moreYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grillNow
my scars are all healing, but my heart never willYou set my house on fireYou
pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliersOh, you think that I'm
ugly and you say that I'm cheapYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was
asleepYou drilled a hole in my headThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch
and left me for deadOh, you know this really isn't like you at allYou never
acted this way beforeHoney, something tells me you don't love me any more,
oh no noGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore-- Anders Vind
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