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Fra : Mark Thomas Gazel


Dato : 27-02-05 18:35

Hej

Jeg så engang en side med forskellige heavytyper og karakteristika for dem,
der hører den type musik.

Sådan noget med: den type hører Manowar osv.

Har nogen et link?


--
Med venlig hilsen

Mark


 
 
Kong Kent (27-02-2005)
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Fra : Kong Kent


Dato : 27-02-05 19:01

> Jeg så engang en side med forskellige heavytyper og karakteristika for
> dem, der hører den type musik.
>
> Sådan noget med: den type hører Manowar osv.
>
> Har nogen et link?

Denne satire?

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it
for the last time

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color


INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

NU-Metal
Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees
protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad
childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been
Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive.
Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks
Dragon.

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

Søren Kjeldsen (27-02-2005)
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Fra : Søren Kjeldsen


Dato : 27-02-05 19:56

> Hej
>
> Jeg så engang en side med forskellige heavytyper og karakteristika for
> dem, der hører den type musik.
>
> Sådan noget med: den type hører Manowar osv.
>
> Har nogen et link?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_genres



Mark Thomas Gazel (27-02-2005)
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Fra : Mark Thomas Gazel


Dato : 27-02-05 22:40

>> Har nogen et link?
>
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_genres

Den er fin, men for seriøs. Kong kent er mere på rette vej, men jeg husker
at have læst det på et websted.


--
Med venlig hilsen

Mark


Jesper Brogaard (28-02-2005)
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Fra : Jesper Brogaard


Dato : 28-02-05 09:20

Mark Thomas Gazel wrote:
>>> Har nogen et link?
>>
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_genres
>
> Den er fin, men for seriøs. Kong kent er mere på rette vej, men jeg
> husker at have læst det på et websted.

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm

Power of steeeeel!


--
Jesper Brogaard, Denmark
(Please do not reply by email)



-V- (27-02-2005)
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Fra : -V-


Dato : 27-02-05 23:45

Søren Kjeldsen wrote:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_genres

Ha!

Machine Head står under 'Nu Metal'....






-V-



Kong Kent (28-02-2005)
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Fra : Kong Kent


Dato : 28-02-05 00:12

>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heavy_metal_genres
>
>
> Ha!
>
> Machine Head står under 'Nu Metal'....

Ja, men det har de vel også været i nyere tid. Deres første par skiver
var rendyrkede thrash-mesterværker (specielt deres debut "Burn My Eyes"
er en nær-perfekt udgivelse!), men det er som om Rob Flynn gik lidt for
vidt med de senere udgivelser (The Burning Red og specielt Supercharger
var ikke plader der går over i historien som særligt thrashede, men
netop alt for nu-metal/rap influeret). Heldigvis er Flynn og co. gået
lidt tilbage til rødderne med "Through The Ashes...", men der er lang
vej tilbage til Burn My Eyes og The More Things Change i min bog.

mvh

Kent.

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