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HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one swift, smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet bowl and close
both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as its paws
will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate
and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and
"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where it
will dry itself.
Sincerely,
The Dog
--
Marianne Hellemose
***Ailurophil***
"the greatness of a nation and it's moral progress,
can be judged by how its animals are treated"
Mahatma Ghandi