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En rigtig sød historie/vits [på engelsk]
Fra : Lisbeth Hviid Jakobs~


Dato : 10-08-02 23:58

Selvom den så handler om en mand og hans HUND...så er den faktisk rigtig
sød:

(hvis nogen har problemer med engelsk, så mail mig og jeg oversætter den
gerne, jeg er bare lidt smådoven på denne tid af dagen/natten)




A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.



He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for
years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the
road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken
by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it
he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl, and
the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.
He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at
a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,
where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right
up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in too?" the traveler
asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued
the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the
top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm
gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and
reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any
water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that
couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand
pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave
some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the
man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," was the answer.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said
that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?

Nope. That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."


Hilsen
Lisbeth
--
http://cutiecats.dk ~ Verdens sødeste katte
http://trekkiegrrrl.tripod.com ~ 3D grafik & WWP
http://ernyoka.somewhere.net/ ~ Star Trek TNG



 
 
Pia Lihme Petersen (11-08-2002)
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Fra : Pia Lihme Petersen


Dato : 11-08-02 07:22

Hej Lisbeth

Ak ja - der kan man bare se ...

Sød historie ..

Knus fra Pia

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Randi Skindbjerg Kri~ (11-08-2002)
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Fra : Randi Skindbjerg Kri~


Dato : 11-08-02 09:31

Sikke en sød historie

Randi


"Lisbeth Hviid Jakobsen" <ernyoka@hotmail.com> skrev i en meddelelse
news:aj45lv$ran$1@sunsite.dk...
> Selvom den så handler om en mand og hans HUND...så er den faktisk rigtig
> sød:
>
> (hvis nogen har problemer med engelsk, så mail mig og jeg oversætter den
> gerne, jeg er bare lidt smådoven på denne tid af dagen/natten)
>
>
>
>
> A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
> scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
>
>
>
> He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for
> years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
>
> After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the
> road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken
> by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it
> he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of Pearl,
and
> the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.
> He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man
at
> a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,
> where are we?"
>
> "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
>
> "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
> "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right
> up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
>
> "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in too?" the traveler
> asked.
>
> "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
>
> The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
continued
> the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at
the
> top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm
> gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
>
> As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and
> reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any
> water?"
>
> "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that
> couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
>
> "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
>
> "There should be a bowl by the pump."
> They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old fashioned
hand
> pump with a bowl beside it.
>
> The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave
> some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward
the
> man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.
>
> "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
>
> "This is Heaven," was the answer.
>
> "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said
> that was Heaven, too."
> "Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?
>
> Nope. That's Hell."
>
> "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
>
> "No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
> screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."
>
>
> Hilsen
> Lisbeth
> --
> http://cutiecats.dk ~ Verdens sødeste katte
> http://trekkiegrrrl.tripod.com ~ 3D grafik & WWP
> http://ernyoka.somewhere.net/ ~ Star Trek TNG
>
>



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