Hej Lene
Thi hi
Enhver der har prøvet at give en kat piller kender til denne historie
Jeg har et par katte der absolut ikke har nogt imod selv at tage pillen uden
lokken eller sjove infald af ideer til hvordan men så skal få pillen i
dem.....mennnn
Jeg har sandelig også nogle stykker hvor man er tvungen til at tage brynje
på samt store arbejdshandsker *G* for at få pillen ned på rette plads.
Misseknus fra Birgitte
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"Lene Vang" <lenevang@get2net.dk> skrev i en meddelelse
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> INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
> 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a
> baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's
> mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right
hand.
> As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. allow cat to close mouth and
> swallow.
>
> 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left
arm
> and repeat process.
>
> 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
>
> 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws
> tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth
with
> right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
>
> 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
> spouse from garden.
>
> 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear
> paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head
> firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down
> ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
>
> 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make
> note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
> Doulton figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
>
> 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
> visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth
> open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
>
> 9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of
water
> to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood
from
> carpet with cold water and soap.
>
> 10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
> cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open
> with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
>
> 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold
> compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw
> Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
>
> 12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize
> to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last
> pill from foil-wrap.
>
> 13) Tie cats front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to
> leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, force cat's
> mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large
piece
> of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour ½ pint of water down throat
> to wash pill down.
>
> 14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while
doctor
> stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye.
> Call at furniture shop on way home to order new table.
>
> 15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if
they
> have any hamsters.
>
>
> Venlig hilsen
>
> Lene Vang
>
>
>
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