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>CATAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
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>Good Afternoon; my name is xxxx and I am a "cataholic". I would like to
>welcome all of you to today's meeting of Cataholics Anonymous. Some of
>you are here today because a friend or relative brought you here. You may
>be sitting here thinking that you are OK and that you really don't need
>any help. It is not easy to admit that you are a cataholic and it is even
>harder to bring yourself to a CA meeting for help. Never fear, CA is here
>to assist you.
>
>I have some questions for you to ask yourselves, if you can answer yes to
>more than three of the following, you have come to the right place.
>
>1. Do you drive an estate car, van or 4x4 when everyone else drives
>a real car?
>
>2. Do you have more than one car? One for you and one for the cats?
>
>3. Do you spend your vacations and holidays going to cat shows and
>seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise?
>
>4. If you do go overseas, is it to Germany, Japan or France to
>attend a show?
>
>5. Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most
>doctors leave in disgust?
>
>6. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly washed
>tennis shoes?
>
>7. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen to match your cats?
>
>8. Are your coffee tables really cat carriers with table-cloths
>thrown over them?
>
>9. Is your mail made up primarily of cat catalogues, cat magazines
>and show flyers?
>
>10. Do you get up before dawn to drive 4 hours to shows, but have
>trouble getting up for "work?"
>
>11. If you do have dresses, are they all washable?
>
>12. When you meet a new person, do you always ask them what kind of cat
>they have and pity them if they don't have one?
>
>13. Do you remember the name of a person's cat sooner than you remember
>their name?
>
>14. Do you find non-cat people boring?
>
>
>
>If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope. If you
>answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble. If you answered YES to
>three or more, you have come to the right place.
>
>My advice to all of you with three or more Yes's is to sit back and smile,
>turn to the smiling person next to you and know that your life will always
>be filled with good friends, good cats and it will NEVER be boring.
>
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Marianne
Hellemose Somali
skatkat@telefona.dk
Some people have lives, -others have cats
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